HOUSTON, I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS - TEE
Houston, I Have So Many Problems is a space‑age graphic tee that perfectly captures modern existential humor—cosmic edition. The design shows a lone astronaut in a full spacesuit, casually stretched out on a couch inside a space station, staring off as if deep in thought (or mild panic). Outside the station window, Earth glows against a field of stars, joined by drifting satellites and the quiet vastness of space. In the background, another astronaut floats aimlessly, frozen in chaos, with a speech bubble pleading for “HELP!”
Hovering over the entire scene is the bold caption:
“HOUSTON, I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS…”
Equal parts absurd and relatable, this shirt blends classic space exploration imagery with dry, self‑aware humor. It’s perfect for overthinkers, introverts, space lovers, and anyone who feels a little lost—even when they look like they’ve got it all under control. Whether you’re grounded on Earth or just mentally orbiting, this tee says it all without saying too much.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: created by David
- Email: contact@support.createdbydavidf.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
HOUSTON, I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS - TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|